Freebsd Fortunes 4

I don't understand you anymore.

I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...

I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcycle.
                -- Arlo Guthrie

I don't want people to love me.  It makes for obligations.
                -- Jean Anouilh

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
                -- Woody Allen

I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.

I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.
                -- Woody Allen

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

I dote on his very absence.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

I drink to make other people interesting.
                -- George Jean Nathan